Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Best of the worst: Role playing Games.

Pen and paper RPGs, that's how i roll.

Since the tender age of 13 I've had an on and off love affair with role playing games and in that ten-year time span I've come across a large pile of shite games. The Palladium system comes to mind. I've always said that Kevin Siembieda has a way with setting and concept but his grasp on rules and layout is loose at best.

The worst of Siembieda's rules can't even hold a candle to the crap-itude that is F.A.T.A.L.

Ah yes F.A.T.A.L. for those of you that don't know it's a almost 1000 page book with just enough rules that you can accurately simulate your most depraved sexual fantasies done to the size of the ogre dick you're sucking on.

Instead of reviewing F.A.T.A.L. I'll just leave you with some samples of this monstrous manual.



Aww yes, a urination table, that's exactly the kind of rule missing from my fantasy role playing experience


Wow, i can only imagine the domestic dispute that led to this weapon condition being created.



The grand daddy of them all. I've always wondered if my Orc PC could anally penetrate a pubescent halfling with out killing them.



and the best part of F.A.T.A.L.? judging by this rebuttal to a particularly nasty review, the author seems to take his work seriously. That takes the game from hilarious to frightening instantly.

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